Tuesday, May 24, 2005

one of these things is not like the other...

picture this: as i sit at my desk today, flipping through the stunning yet unusually large pages of FQ, while scarfing down a ooey-gooey boston cream donut, the copy editor that sits to my diagonal left commences conversation with one of the other FLARE females...

"oh, yeah my workout was good, although the treadmills were all out of order so i had to use the elliptical machine, but i guess it's better than nothing... i'm gonna go grab a salad, you want? oh, you're not having lunch today, ok..."

suddenly, as i wiped the fat-filled custard from my lip, i realized i'm not in mississauga anymore and these munchkins wear a size 0... tomorrow i'll downgrade to a lighter honey cruller...