the real news: entertainment gossip...

those crazy celebs, you never can guess what they'll be up to next... it was reported today that kirsten dunst and jake "blue-eyes" gyllenhaal never actually broke up all that time ago - and now they're engaged!!! sneeky bastards!!! they did it all to dodge the invading media... it's tough being gorgeous, talented and super-duper famous i guess...
in other news, britters and her trailer-trash hubby are hitting the small screen... that's right!!! they say it's their way of setting the record straight about all that gossip that's been making the US weeklyand IN TOUCH headlines... so does that mean the show will detail how brit's lost the will to look good, eats junk 24/7 and is passing the excess weight off as a pregnancy, tries her best to walk out of the house in the worst looking outfits possible and repeatedly tries to convince herself that kev-o is just as great as justin?!?! yeah, that's what i thought...
finally, and most heartbreaking... did you know that michelle williams is dating heath ledger?!?! c'mon!!!! has he seen dawson's creek and the evolution of her ugliness? what a waste of australian charm... and - here's the kicker - they might be preggers?!?!?! geez...

ok, back to my second essay of the week...
two more weeks and it's all over...