Thursday, October 06, 2005

babies are the new pink...

oh, i almost forgot... as if there wasn't enough about their union to make you induce vomitting - tom cruise and katie holmes (a.k.a. tomkat) are preggers!!!
wait... i thought she was still clinging to the v-card? cruise gave it to her before matrimony!! tsk, tsk... the only fulfilling thing that comes out of this baby news is that the trash media have named said baby, "tomkitten"... classy!!

you're only cool if you're impregnanted...

one other tidbit... my friend janice tipped me off on a website that anyone who went through elementary school in the past 10 or so years will enjoy... www.playmash.com... who needs paper and pen these days?!?!