to: human resources...

it's only now hitting august...
but the frustration is starting to set in...
pay me nothing, pay me poorly, pay me plenty, pay me in perks and lunches...
i'm ready and willing... so what's with the wait?!
it's about starting my life, now that education has run its course...
what happened to all those times my peers, professors and parents told me i was such a shoe-in?!?! where's my golden ticket now?!?!
your interviews leave me feeling great, when apparently i should be running home to apply for more positions and considering that the best part of my afternoon was actually the coffee and the retail therapy -- not the seemingly successful job opportunity banter...
here, have another cover letter i've pumped out on one of my few and far between days off... have a copy of my resume that you may or may not take a meaningful glance at...
sooner or later i'll get under your skin...

or at least i sure fucking hope so...

sincerely,
i'm sick of this job hunting shit