this is it...

tisk, tisk, tisk... over a week and no blogging in sight... i should be ashamed of myself...

i could go on to blame the distractions of the people in my life, or life in general for that matter... but, a facade it would be... we all know that while i've been studying for my final exam i've been known to visit good ol' pink in the new blog -- just not muster up the energy to post on my own darn site...

i could also use this post as one of those updates, where i go over all of the things that have mattered in the past week -- the things i should have been blogging about for the past few days if i'd been a dedicated blogger... ugh...

but instead i'll let you know that there are two pieces of toast, with peanut butter, currently doing backflips and cartwheels in my tender stomach... i'm hours away from the end... THE END of my university career as i know it... i'm plagued with thoughts of failing this course that i'm attempting to bullshit my way through, but luckily i have the common sense to know that probably won't happen... right? it won't, will it? hehe...

so, instead i'm now picturing that moment when i walk to the front of the gymnasium with my complete exam in hand... toss it to the procter with a slight smile and proceed to pull a ripe bottle of champagne out of my backpack and pop the f-ing cork out of pure jubilation...

well... at least i can picture myself exiting the building and treating myself to a ginger ale while i beam at the fact that a goal, that once seemed so far away, has now been reached...